Title: Jitters
Author: whatiknew
Artist: pencilpushingenthusiast (Tumblr)
Betas: cimmeriansmybriefeternity
Word Count: 29,600
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Blaine/Kurt. Blink and you'll miss it references to past Blaine/Jeremiah, past Blaine/Sebastian, past Blaine/OMC. Santana, Tina, Rachel, Mike.
Warnings: None
Summary: Blaine Anderson gets up at 5am every day to serve ( Read more... )

( “So. Coffee?” )

( Fuck it. )

( “Do I speak cat now?” Blaine asks in response. “Because I totally understood that.” )

( “You should see his bow tie drawer. It’s adorable.” )

( “You know my coffee order?” )

( No one has a chance at looking suave wearing Electric Carrot. )

( “Would you say you’re a bottom or more of a power bottom?” )